Quote of the day – Stephanie Skeem

“Flowers don’t tell,
they show.”
– Stephanie Skeem

Joke of the day – The professional photographer


As a professional photographer, Julie takes a lot of pride in her pictures. Wherever she goes, she brings her pictures with her, to show off her work.

”Wow”, said her host Samantha,”these are really nice pictures, you must have a great camera.”

Fuming mad at the implication that her whole talent came from her camera, Julie waited until the end of the meal. She then thanked her host, “Thank you, the meal was delicious.” And as if an afterthought added, “you must have great pots.”