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Joke of the day – Chrysanthemum

Timmy:  “That’s a beautiful bunch of roses.  Who is it for?

Johnny:  “Oh, it’s for my girlfriend.  But, they’re  Chrysanthemums.”

Timmy:  “They look like roses to me.”

Johnny: “No, you’re wrong.  They’re Chrysanthemums.”

Timmy:  “Spell it!”

Johnny:  “K-r-i-s…..Oh, my! These are roses alright!.”

 

 

 

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Where do all the teachers go – Peter Dixon

funny cat teacher

Where do all the teachers go

When it’s four o’clock?

Do they live in houses

And do they wash their socks?

Do they wear pyjamas

And do they watch TV?

And do they pick their noses

The same as you and me?

Do they live with other people

Have they mums and dads?

And were they ever children

And were they ever bad?

Did they ever, never spell right

Did they ever make mistakes?

Were they punished in the corner

If they pinched the chocolate flakes?

Did they ever lose their hymn books

Did they ever leave their greens?

Did they scribble on the desk tops

Where Do All the Teachers Go?

Did they wear old dirty jeans?

I’ll follow one back home today

I’ll find out what they do

Then I’ll put it in a poem

That they can read to you.

– Peter Dixon

Teacher

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Joke of the day – Word recognition

letter W cartoon alphabet

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy,
it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht
teh frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll
raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we
do not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the
wrod as a wlohe.

~ Johnathan Powell