“Because one believes in oneself,
one doesn’t try to convince others.
Because one is content with oneself,
one doesn’t need others’ approval.
Because one accepts oneself,
the whole world accepts him or her.”

― Lao Tzu


Joke of the day – Medical Terminology


Medical terminology for the layman:

Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Barium: What you do when CPR fails.
Cesarean Section: A district in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Congenital: Friendly.
Dilate: To live long.
Fester: Quicker.
GI Series: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Hangnail: A coat hook.
Medical staff: A doctor’s cane.
Minor operation: Coal digging.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: Person who has fainted.
Post-operative: A letter carrier.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serology: Study of English knighthood.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose veins: Veins which are very close together.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.


Special Thoughts This Christmas

Smileys singing carols
Merry Xmas

Every time a hand reaches out
to help another….that is Christmas!

Old Person Helped to Walk

Every time someone puts anger aside
and strife for understanding…that is Christmas!

Angry dog

Every time people forget their differences
and realize their love for each other…that is Christmas!

Hug and slip

May this Christmas bring us
…closer to the spirit of human understanding,

Funny Strong Hand Shaking
…closer to the blessing of peace!

Peace Out Sign

Cute Black Cat waving

Have a pawesome, ameowzing and purrrrrfect Christmas!

Glitter Happy Holidays