“Sometimes you need to look at life from a different perspective.”
– Inas Chahboun
“You learn something every day if you pay attention.”
– Ray LeBond
It’s easy to find people who understand costs; the challenge is to find people who understand values.
– Michael Josephson
“Drinking nature is an unquenchable thirst.”
– Berri Clove
Medical terminology for the layman:
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Barium: What you do when CPR fails.
Cesarean Section: A district in Rome.
Colic: A sheep dog.
Coma: A punctuation mark.
Dilate: To live long.
GI Series: Baseball game between teams of soldiers.
Hangnail: A coat hook.
Medical staff: A doctor’s cane.
Minor operation: Coal digging.
Morbid: A higher offer.
Nitrate: Lower than the day rate.
Node: Was aware of.
Organic: Church musician.
Outpatient: Person who has fainted.
Post-operative: A letter carrier.
Protein: In favor of young people.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serology: Study of English knighthood.
Tablet: A small table.
Tumor: An extra pair.
Urine: Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose veins: Veins which are very close together.
Benign: What you be after you be eight.
Every time a hand reaches out
to help another….that is Christmas!
Every time someone puts anger aside
and strife for understanding…that is Christmas!
Every time people forget their differences
and realize their love for each other…that is Christmas!
May this Christmas bring us
…closer to the spirit of human understanding,
Have a pawesome, ameowzing and purrrrrfect Christmas!