Tag Archives: waiter

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Joke of the day – Rare steak

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Jim was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.

‘Waiter,’ Jim shouted, ‘Didn’t you hear me say “well done”?’

‘Of course I did, sir, I can’t thank you enough, sir,’ replied the waiter. ‘I hardly ever get a compliment.’

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Joke of the day – New restaurant

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Have you heard about the new restaurant
called Karma?
There’s no menu – you get what you deserve.

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Joke of the day – Lobster

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Diner: You call this creamed lobster your special? I can find neither cream or lobster in it.

Waiter: Yes sir. That’s what makes it special.