Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Quote of the day – NBC
“Wake up! You have dreams to catch.”
Skool Daze
These jokes are so kool they left me in a daze…∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
My wife asked me to help prepare our 4-year-old for his first day at school….
….So I stole his lunch
Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking sad….
….Do you think I should let her in?
If anyone knows how to fix broken hinges….
….My door is always open.
There’s nothing like a brisk fall morning….
….To keep me in bed till noon.
There’s no excuse for laziness….
….But if you find one, let me know.
What did the drunk driver die of?….
….Texting.
I just tripped over my wife’s bra….
….It was a booby trap
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?….
….To the I.C.U.
Doctor: I’m sorry, I had to remove your colon….
….Me Why
Did you know that before the crowbar was invented….
….Crows had to drink alone, at home.
Instant gratification….
….Takes too long.
I admit that…
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Joke of the day – Hair goes nothing
Quote of the day – NBC
“Let’s practice the art of peaceful conscious breathing”
Joke of the day – Fur real
“Oh yes…it’s a wonderFUR world!”
Joke of the day – Zoom interview
Q: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”
A: “In your chair and asking better questions!”
Quote of the day – William Shakespeare
Joke of the day – E(gg)xude
“First, find your center and say “Ohmmmmmmmmlet.”
