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Quote of the day – Van Morrison
“I shall drive my chariot down your street and cry,
hey it’s me. I’m dynamite.”
– Van Morrison
Going Downhill Fast
Have a chuckle on these ‘So bored’ jokes! Happy Tuesday!
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7 Funny Snowboard Jokes
1) What do you call a male snowboarder without a girlfriend? – Homeless.
2) This guy walks into a bar and says “Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboard joke?” – The bartender says, “I’m a snowboarder. The guy on your right is a snowboarder – same with the guy on your left, and the fellow behind you.” So the guy says, “OK. I’ll tell it a little more slowly then…”
3) Three snowboarders are in a car. Who’s driving? – The police.
4) What is the difference between a snowboarder and a large pizza? – A pizza can feed a family of four.
5) What does a snowboarder have in common with a vacuum cleaner? – How you attach the dirt bag.
6) How does a…
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Happiness is …
Joke of the day – Slide
Joke of the day – LAWn
LAWn enforcement:
“I told you to keep off the grass.
Now you’re arrested for weed possession.”
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Quote of the day – NBC
I’m in the middle of nowhere,
but then it strikes me I’m now here.
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Joke of the day – Cookies
Quote of the day – Franklin P. Jones
“Bravery is being the only one who knows you’re afraid. “
– Franklin P. Jones
Quote of the day – Sean Stephenson
“Until you believe you have options, you‘ll continue to feel stuck.”
– Sean Stephenson
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