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Joke of the day – Vainglorious

Narcissi-stick:
Taking a selfie with a stick.
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Quote of the day – NBC

“I’ll always be that shoulder you can lean on.”
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Joke of the day – Work ethic

“You need great eth-tricks to work here.  
Don’t worry, I’ll train you.”

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Joke of the day – Bearly awake

“A self pawtrait!
Wait, let me get my bearings!”

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Joke of the day – Ale~ment

Beer pressure?  It’s a heavy beerden!

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Quote of the day – NBC

I smile. You smile That’s how it works.
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Joke of the day – Fowl play

“We dream of a world where we can cross the road
without having our motives questioned.”
~United we hen, divided we fowl~

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Quote of the day – Van Morrison

“I shall drive my chariot down your street and cry,
hey it’s me. I’m dynamite.
– Van Morrison