Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Free therapy

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“Please lie on the couch.
The doctor will see you
in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Birbie

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I know what I was made for.
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Joke of the day – New plant

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A strange plant is growing
in that empty pot.
Think it’s called cat-tus!
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Joke of the day – Big peel

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Citrusly, this looks like
an a-peeling and feline
pulp fiction!
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❣️Sweet Valentine’s Day❣️

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“Have I told you Resse-cently
that you make me melt?”
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Joke of the day – Shiesty

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Bala-claw-va ~
a headgear designed
specially for robbers.
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Joke of the day – SANITarY

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It’s a towel-up.
Just pretend you
didn’t see me.
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Chinese New Year 2024🧧

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May the Dragon year fill your home with happiness.
DIY door decor!
May you soar to new heights this Dragon year.
Any higher than this, me will need those dragon wings! 🐉
Wishing you a Dragon year filled with golden opportunities.
The God of Prosperity with an inflated sense of humor!