Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Joke of the day – Wool out

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A lambslide???
It’s unherd of!
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Joke of the day – I wheel

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With wheel-power,
you’ll go far-ster.
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Joke of the day – Cake me home

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I can’t cake my eyes off you.
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Joke of the day – Bread start

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You bread my mind.
I deserve butter.
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Joke of the day – Weed diet

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I’m on a see weed diet and
it’s called Mari-iguana!
If weed diet is a sin,
I’ll see you all inhale!
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Joke of the day – Dolphin

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I dolphinately love you.
You’re my porpoise in life.
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Always tap into your inner genius. Let that sink in.”
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Joke of the day – Crocs

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This is sole exciting.
Let’s get out of here and
croc the world.
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Joke of the day – 🐌 life

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I just crawled to say…
I think I went too far
with the plastic surgery!
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Think pink and
embrace your inner
flamingo.”
“What do you mean I’m not a flamingo?”
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