3

Joke of the day – High life

Oh, for flying out loud!
Where’s the airhorsetess?
I’m feeling a little horse.
I need a glass of shamepain.
3

Joke of the day – Dogtrine

Dogma ~
Mother dog
4

Joke of the day – Bonsai

I’m sexy and I grow it!
2

Joke of the day – Rover

The name’s Bond…
WAGaBond!
0

Joke of the day – Chair up

I hope you
chair up soon,
Seatheart!
1

Joke of the day – It mutt-ers

We’ve the ulti-mutt friendship.
Best fur-ends fur-ever!
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

“If I feel physically
as if the top of
my head were taken off,
I know that is poetry.”
– Emily Dickinson
Image credit: Kenichi Morinaga
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Joke of the day – unFROGettable

Feeling a little blue?
Don’t froget to smile.
2

Quote of the day – Mark Twain

“Be careless in your dress if you will,

but keep a tidy soul.”

– Mark Twain