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Quote of the day – Carew Papritz

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“Sometimes I feel as if
I’m only a doorman
awaiting the arrival
of her royal majesty.”
– Carew Papritz
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Joke of the day – Fulfilled

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“Filling a-dough-rable!”
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Joke of the day – Slapstick

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“Let’s do a slapstick.
It’ll be smack-shing!”
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Quote of the day – NBC

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“Don’t get mad,
get funny.”
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Joke of the day – hOptimist

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Be hoptimistic about
everything in life.
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Joke of the day – coRncentrate

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SynCORNized eating in progress!
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Joke of the day – Unwheel

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“Life can seem rather
unwheel at times.”
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Quote of the day – Sam Ewing

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“Inflation is when you pay
fifteen dollars for the ten dollar
haircut you used to get for five
dollars when you had hair.”

– Sam Ewing

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Joke of the day – Doga

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“Let’s do Doga.
Yoga-ta be
kidding me!”
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Quote of the day- Orsen Welles

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“Ask not what you can
do for your country.
Ask what’s for lunch.”
– Orsen Welles
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