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Joke of the day – Happy hour

“It’s Friday.
I don’t see wine not!”
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Joke of the day – Plane

“Just keep it plane and simple.”
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Joke of the day – Soft serve

“I’m the real Deerly Queen!”
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Joke of the day – E cabbage

“Is your emotional cabbage
weighing you down?”
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Joke of the day – Ghost

“Anything ghost.
Nothing matters.
And that’s me.”
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Joke of the day – My job

“It’s a dirty job but
someone’s gotta do it.”
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Quote of the day- Zen Proverb

“Let go or be dragged.”
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Quote of the day – Shreya Maurya

“There’s a storm in my mind which is destroying the garden of my heart.” – Shreya Maurya
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Quote of the day – Haruki Murakami

“Listen up –
there’s no war
that will end
all wars.”
Haruki Murakami