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I Know My Comedy

I said to myself, “Self,” (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) “Today is going to be a great day!” *…
I Know My Comedy
Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf
“One cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf

Happiness is …
Joke of the day – 🎄✨Elf✨🎄
“I’m an elf- taught
Christmas decorator.”

Joke of the day – Toadally
Quote of the day – Charlie Chaplin
Joke of the day – SHELLtered
“Shellrounded and turtley capy.”
Joke of the day – Special tweet
“Never bite the beak that feed you.”

Joke of the day – Hair comes Monday
“ I need a breath of
fresh hair.”






