Author Archives: Newbloggycat

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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

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I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

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“I’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Showy

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Ostentatious:
An ostrich who likes to show off.
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Quote of the day – NBC

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Swing!
…makes me fly
without wings.
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

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Not today…
I’m eggzosted!
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Joke of the day – Nun

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“I have nun to spare.”
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Joke of the day – Early bird

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“I woke up early but
there was no worm.”
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Joke of the day – Sunbathing

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“Gonna soak up the sun
and feel my body slowly
melting to the ground.
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Joke of the day – Cheers

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“And I drink to myself,..
what a wonder brew world.”
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