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Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

“I’m CoEgg-19???
Are you positive?
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Joke of the day – Skategoat

“Are you looking for a skategoat? Well, here I am.”
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Joke of the day – Hair we are

“Love is in the hair and
it smells like fur ever.”
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Joke of the day – Gin

“Keep your GIN up &
let the good times beGIN!”
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Joke of the day – Buoyant

“Ahh…I’m such a good buoy!”
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Quote of the day – Iris Murdoch

“One of the secrets of a happy life
is continuous small treats.”
– Iris Murdoch
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Joke of the day – ICU

I’m in the intensive CARe.
I’m alive but wheelie tired.”
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Quote of the day – Warren Ellis

It’s a strange world.
Let’s keep it that way.”
– Warren Ellis
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Joke of the day – Vaccine

“NEEDLESs to say,
it’s worth a shot.”
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