Author Archives: Newbloggycat
Joke of the day – Toga party
“I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.” – Marcus Brigstocke

Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸
“In the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it.” – Barack Obama

Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?
“I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!

Quote of the day – Henry David Thoreau
Joke of the day – Mud bath
Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!

Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Sausage
Joke of the day – Mouse
“Watch out, Kiwi!”
That’s why we can’t have
mice things in the house.”


Joke of the day – Bull
“This is bull sit”





