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Joke of the day – Psychiatric help

Patient: “How long before I know I’m cured, doc?”
Psychiatrist: “The day you run out of money.”

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Joke of the day – For your ice only

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♬♩♫♪☻(●´∀`●)☻♪♫♩♬
For your ice only, can see me through the night
For your ice only, I never need to hide
You can see so much in me
So much in me that’s new
I never felt, until I looked at you
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♬♪♫ ヾ(*・。・)ノ ♬♪♫
For your ice only, only for you
You see what no one else can see
Now I’m breaking free
For your ice only, only for you
The love I know you need in me
The fantasy you freed in me
Only for you, only for you

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Joke of the day – SOle delish

Spend time feeding your sole!

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Joke of the day – Pee pawsitive


“Pee good and pee happy!”
(That’s what my human always tells me)

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Joke of the day – Teak talk

Chair up! You may be old, but never too old to rock!

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Joke of the day – Algebra

 

Sydelle: “Do you know what is algebra?”
Shaye:  “Yes, it’s about giraffe and zebra.”