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Joke of the day – Purrayer

“And forgive us our trash baskets
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as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.”

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Joke of the day – Ride on

I wood vespa to myself…

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life is a beautiful ride with Harley!

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shaye with Harley

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Joke of the day – Dishes

Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife:  “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips

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Joke of the day – FrantEEG

 

Waiter:  “How do you like your eggs this morning?”
Monster: “Terri-fried!

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Joke of the day – Energy saving

I ain’t dead yet!  Just on energy saving mode.

 

 

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Joke of the day – Joyride

Hang in there, baby!  
We’re going for a joyride in my new furrari!

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Sweet dreams …

… are made of this ♬♪♫ ヾ(*・。・)ノ ♬♪♫

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Who am I to disagree? ♬♩♫♪
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I travel the world  ♪♫♩♬
And the seven seas, ♪~♪ 

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Everybody’s looking for something. ♪♪♪ ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ)

lots of candies

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