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Rubber ducky: “I got plastic surgery done.”
Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Filing cabinet
A useful container where things can be lost alphabetically!
Joke of the day – Egg roll
Joke of the day – Gibberish
Doctor, doctor, my mom keeps putting me in the dustbin.
Don’t talk rubbish!
Joke of the day – Just brew it!
Joke of the day – Scowling
What do you get when you cross an angry sheep …
and a moody cow?
An animal in a baaaaaaad moooooood!
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Joke of the day – Lonesome
Joke of the day – I’m famous!
STARstruck moment!
I’m on the WHEEL-of-fortune!
You can watch me on youTUBE now!
I’m all over the interNET!
And lots of CANdid shots too!
Being famous makes me feel BOTTLE-up sometimes!
Then I woke up and realise I was only dreaming!
Joke of the day – Types of Chihuahua
1. T-huahua
2. Shu-huahua
3. Chic-huahua
4. Chill-huahua
5. Chew-huahua
Joke of the day – Let’s meat up
It was nice to meat you!
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