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Joke of the day – Doormat

โ€œKindly remove your shoes.
The puppy needs a chew toy.โ€
– Doormat
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Joke of the day – Pudgy

โ€œIโ€™m fat-tabulous!
And I canโ€™t hide itโ€
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Joke of the day – Cynical

โ€œNo!
I ainโ€™t taking
the Xtra Z-nical
vaccine.โ€
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Joke of the day – Rise and whine

โ€œI donโ€™t know how long
I can keep up with this
getting out of bed nonsense.โ€
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Joke of the day – April

โ€œHappy April Muleโ€™s Day!โ€
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Joke of the day – Houglass

โ€œI had an hourglass figure
but the sand shifted.โ€
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Joke of the day – Nursery rhyme

“Polly put the kettle on.

We’ll all have tea…”

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Joke of the day – Monday drools

โ€œDonโ€™t feel like a Great Dane today. Life at the moment is MunDane.โ€
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