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Joke of the day – No probllama

β€œIt’s going to be an allamazing year.”
β€œStay gllamarous!”
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Joke of the day – Church bulletin

β€œHot gods will be served after bible study on Friday.”
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Joke of the day – Self contained

“No need to think outside the box.
Just sit in the box and contain yourself.”
Oopsie…the box is too small!
Ahh…much better!
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Joke of the day – Carbs

β€œHome is where the food is.
Carbe diem!”
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œSay what’s on your mind,
not what you think you should say.”
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Joke of the day – Stinkin’ cute

“I’m a little scentimental.
Smell ya later.”
– Farting squirrel

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Joke of the day – Yacht

β€œA sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

β€œEnough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – Recline

“I resolve to relax more and
just accept the crazy.”
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Joke of the day – New yearβ€˜s resolution

β€œShould I lose weight or buy a bigger basket?”
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