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Joke of the day – ‘Lassie-tude’

“I buried the body……now what?”

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Joke of the day – Chunky

“I’m chunky!
And that’s cos I’m swelling up
with a whole lot of gratitude.”

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Joke of the day – Deliquescing

“You know, it’s so hot 
I think my face is melting.”

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Joke of the day – Good SPOrT

“The only way to show that you’re a good SPOrT is to smile.  No lion.”

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Joke of the day – You knead it!

 

“Ahh…nothing like a deep tISSUE massage!”
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Joke of the day – cATKINS diet

“Give up carbs?
Over my bread body!”
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Joke of the day – Narky

“What do you mean the weekend is over?”
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Joke of the day – ‘Weekness’

 “Happy long weak-end!”