Did you hear my new joke about pee?…. ….Thank God no-one leaked it I wanted to tell a joke about Amazon…. ….But I’d probably fuck up the delivery I …
Pissing One-liners Away
Pissing One-liners Away
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Happiness is …
painting on a cake!
Qualities of Light
Instead of hating We should love Instead of nagging We should be grateful Instead of taking and accumulating We should give Instead of thinking of …
Qualities of Light
Instead of commenting on this post, I will reblog it. ~(=^‥^)_旦~
Blessed Good Friday
Have a blessed Good Friday! ( ु⁎ᴗ_ᴗ⁎)ु.
God did not bear the cross only 1900 years ago,
but he bears it today,
and he dies and is resurrected from day to day.
It would be poor comfort to the world if it had to depend
upon a historical God who died 2000 years ago.
Do not then preach the God of history,
but show Him as He lives today through you.
– Mahatma Gandhi
Quote of the day – NBC
“Just put your feet up and chill.”
Pooling My One-Liners
Have a good laugh with these great one liners…..I’m still laughing (“⌒∇⌒”)
Hear about the snowman who had a big temper-tantrum?….
….It was a real meltdown
I was going to make an anti-masker joke….
….But my parents taught me not to make fun of the mentally disabled.
Why was the anti-vaxxer’s four-year-old crying?….
….Midlife crisis
How do we know that the Corona virus wasn’t made in China?….
….Because we’ve had it for almost a year, and it’s still working.
The spread of COVID depends on two things….
….How dense the population is.
….How dense the population is.
What sound do sheep make?….
….If you don’t vote, you can’t complain.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people….
….But none of them work
My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate….
….I said, “Just you wait.”
Will glass coffins be a success?….
….Remains to be seen
The guy who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray….
….Is…
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Quote of the day – Paul Terry
“Whenever I feel
the need to exercise,
I lie down until
it goes away.”
– Paul Terry
Joke of the day – sHelf awareness
“That feeling you’re not necessarily sad
but you feel really empty”
Ox-picious & incredi-bull 2021
Thanks for tuning in
to Ox news.
What does the year of the ox really means?
For a start, forget about
thinking out of the bOX.
Just get rid of the bOX.
detOX your inbOX
which is the mind, body and soul,
stay away from people
who are tOXic,
intOXicated or obnOXious,
too much botOX is bad
even though it never raises an eyebrow,
some say you can’t live
without love
but I think OXygen is more important.
May the year of the meNtal ox
be as smooth as the fOXtrot.
Have an ox-picious and incredi-bull year, good people!
Joke of the day – I’m up hair!
“I’ve had it up to hair.”
New Bloggy Cat [NBC] 