Joke of the day – Glam
Quote of the day – Tibetan Proverb
“The secretย to living wellย and longerย is:
Eat half,
Walk double,
Laugh triple and
Love without measure.”
–Tibetan Proverb
Joke of the day – Roast
“Roast, Roast I love you with an aching stomach.
What is your future, now we have to part?
Standing on the jetty as the steamer moves away,
Flavour of Malaya, I cannot wait.
Make way, oh, make way for my Eastern Roast….”
“My almost purrfect roast for dinner tonight. ย Yum!”
Quote of the day – Arthur Fleck
Quote of the day – Nuala O’Faolain
Joke of the day – wRAP it up
“No one does the wRAP better than mom.”
