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Joke of the day – Customer service

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β€œAll our customer service officers are on the line. We shall attend to your call shortly.”
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Joke of the day – Mother’s Day

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Image credit: Nihal Karkala
β€œYou’re right, Mama!
I don’t need a special day
to remind me that
I love you.
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Joke of the day – K pop

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Deep within my sole
I know…I’m Blackpink!
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Joke of the day – Pothole

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Damn! Stucked in the
pothole again.
But I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – β€˜Trolley’ mama’s boy

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Mama couldn’t find
a stroller that fits me.
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Joke of the day – Doggie for sale

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β™«κ’°ο½₯β—‘ο½₯ΰΉ‘κ’±
How much is that doggie
on the shelf?
I do hope that
doggie’s on sale.
β™ͺβ™ͺβ™ͺ ヽ(ο½₯Λ‡βˆ€Λ‡ο½₯γ‚ž)
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Joke of the day – Web designer

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I specialized in web design.
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Quote of the day – NBC

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Sometimes the best thing
to do is not think,
not wonder, not imagine,
not obsess. Just breathe,
and hope everything
will work out for the best.