Joke of the day – Civil lies
A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
Joke of the day – Big sail
Quote of the day – NBC
āI aināt heavy, Iām his brother.ā
Joke of the day – Ahead
I canāt seem to get a head.
Quote of the day – Morgan Richard Olivier
āAnd then I realized the fire was always burning within me, but the flames were busy keeping everyone else warm.ā – Morgan Richard Olivier
Quote of the day – Mark Simmons
Quote of the day – Cyril Connolly
āFallen leaves
lying on the grass
in the sun
bring more happiness
than the daffodils.ā
– Cyril Connolly
Happy Meowloween!
šš»Letās get the party startledš»š
Quote of the day – Henry W. Longfellow
āSoftly the evening came
with the sunset.ā
– Henry W. Longfellow
