Joke of the day – Missing glasses
This is my temporary glasses.
And to the person who
stole my glasses,
Iβll find youβ¦
I have contacts.
Quote of the day- RM Drake
βAt some point,
you have to stop overthinking
about the people who hurt you
and start paying attention
to those who are
willing to go through
hell and back with you.β
– R M Drake
Joke of the day – Lazy
Quote of the day – NBC
I love real people who
say what they mean and mean
what they say. No fluff, no
lies and no pretense.
Joke of the day – Stay pawsitive
When life gets ruff,
paws for a mewment
and reflect.
Joke of the day – Beary awake
γ½(βΒ΄β`)οΎβͺ
Bake me up
before you go-go.
Donβt leave me
hanging on like
a dough-dough.
βͺ(ΰΉα΄β‘α΄ΰΉ)βͺβͺ~βͺ
Quote of the day – Mary Manin Morrissey
βEven though you want
to move forward in your life,
you may have one foot
on the brakes.
In order to be free,
we must learn
how to let go.
Release the hurt.
Release the fear.
Refuse to entertain
your old pain.
The energy it takes
to hang onto the past
is holding you back
from a new life.
What is it you would
let go of today?β
– Mary Manin Morrissey
Quote of the day – Garrison Keillor
βCats are intended
to teach us that
not everything in nature
has a function.β –
– Garrison Keillor
