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Quote of the day – Aziz Gattoufi

Lights lurking in darkness
Looking for answers
Enlighten the burden
Peace to all
Aziz Gattoufi
Created by Aziz Gattoufi
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Joke of the day – Feather

ā€œI’m feeling a bit under the feather.ā€
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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

ā€œMom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.ā€

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Quote of the day- NBC

ā€œI will carry you
through the tough times.ā€
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œLife is short.
Lick the spoon.ā€
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

ā€œI’m such a good buoy!ā€
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Joke of the day – Overeating

ā€œI ate too much.
Diet starts next week.ā€
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Quote of the day – NBC

ā€œBe weird!
It’s okay.ā€
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Joke of the day – Happy meal

ā€œWho said money
can’t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.’
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

ā€œDogs can’t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.ā€