I Know My Comedy

I said to myself, βSelf,β (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) βToday is going to be a great day!β *β¦
I Know My Comedy
Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf
βOne cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.β
β Virginia Woolf

Happiness is β¦
Joke of the day – πβ¨Elfβ¨π
βIβm an elf- taught
Christmas decorator.β

Joke of the day – Toadally
Quote of the day – Charlie Chaplin
Joke of the day – SHELLtered
βShellrounded and turtley capy.β
Joke of the day – Special tweet
βNever bite the beak that feed you.β

Joke of the day – Hair comes Monday
β I need a breath of
fresh hair.β






