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Joke of the day – Santa Claws

β€œSanta claws is coming to town.”
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I Know My Comedy

I said to myself, β€œSelf,” (and I knew it was me, because I recognized my voice, and I was wearing my underwear) β€œToday is going to be a great day!” *…

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Quote of the day – Virginia Woolf

β€œOne cannot
think well,
love well,
sleep well,
if one has not
dined well.”
– Virginia Woolf
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Happiness is …

Monster πŸ‘Ή cookies,
baked with ❀️
by my 10-year old daughter.
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Joke of the day – πŸŽ„βœ¨Elfβœ¨πŸŽ„

β€œI’m an elf- taught
Christmas decorator.”
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Joke of the day – Toadally

β€œI’m a mistletoad …
so kiss me maybe?”
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Quote of the day – Charlie Chaplin

β€œHe who feeds
a hungry animal
feeds his own soul,”
– Charlie Chaplin
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Joke of the day – SHELLtered

β€œShellrounded and turtley capy.”
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Joke of the day – Hair comes Monday

β€œ I need a breath of
fresh hair.”