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Joke of the day – It’s no yolk!

β€œI’m CoEgg-19???
Are you positive?
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Joke of the day – Skategoat

β€œAre you looking for a skategoat? Well, here I am.”
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah!

β€œWe shell overcome!”
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Joke of the day – Hair we are

β€œLove is in the hair and
it smells like fur ever.”
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Joke of the day – Gin

β€œKeep your GIN up &
let the good times beGIN!”
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Joke of the day – Buoyant

β€œAhh…I’m such a good buoy!”
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Quote of the day – Iris Murdoch

β€œOne of the secrets of a happy life
is continuous small treats.”
– Iris Murdoch
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Joke of the day – ICU

β€œI’m in the intensive CARe.
I’m alive but wheelie tired.”
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Quote of the day – Warren Ellis

β€œIt’s a strange world.
Let’s keep it that way.”
– Warren Ellis
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Joke of the day – Vaccine

β€œNEEDLESs to say,
it’s worth a shot.”
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