Joke of the day – Toga party
βI realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.β – Marcus Brigstocke

Happy 4th of July πΊπΈ
βIn the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it.β – Barack Obama

Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?
βIβm not a vegan.
Iβm a CORNivore!

Quote of the day – Henry David Thoreau
Joke of the day – Mud bath
Mom said I needed a bath.
So here I am having
the most relaxing
mud bath!

Quote of the day – NBC
Joke of the day – Sausage
Joke of the day – Mouse
βWatch out, Kiwi!β
Thatβs why we canβt have
mice things in the house.β


Joke of the day – Bull
βThis is bull sitβ





