Joke of the day – Chair
βChair-ish every moment, my deer!β
Joke of the day – Tissue
Joke of the day – Rail life
βLive to tell the rail.β

Quote of the day – NBC
βIβm proud to be black.
I have a bright happy soul.β

Isnβt she gorgeous.?

Quote of the day – NBC
βNever lose your sense of wonder.β

Happy Fatherβs Day!
Joke of the day – Baaaket
βHey,ewe!
Whatβs with the pail look?
Nuttinβ!
Iβm going up the hill
with Jack and Jill
to fetch a pail of water.β

Joke of the day – Humpty Dumpty
βI wonder what kind of bird Humpty Dumpty would have hatched into eh? Sadly, weβll never know.β – Harry Hill






