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Joke of the day – Hairlarious

Bad Hair Day?
I ain’t goat time for that!
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The little black dress…

β€œThe little black dress expresses
a moment of freedom and
individuality every time.”
– AndrΓ© Leon Talley
Me at a party in β€˜96
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Joke of the day – Y.O.R

β€œYellow there!
Orange you glad
there are so many
books to be red.”
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Quote of the day – NBC

β€œI owe myself the love that
I so freely give to others.”
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Quote of the day – Rita Rudner

β€œI don’t plan to
grow old gracefully.
I plan to have face-lifts
until my ears meet. β€œ
– Rita Rudner
Marwari horse [www.pinterest.com]
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Quote of the day – Emily Dickinson

β€œIf I feel physically as if the top
of my head were taken off,
I know that is poetry.”
http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – Water

β€œDo water-ever you like.
Just go with the flow.”
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Joke of the day – Down to earth

β€œI’m having my
β€˜grounding’ moment.
Next stop is the sofa.”
http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – Lost

β€œI’ve lost my mind and
I’m still looking for it.”
http://www.pinterest.com
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Joke of the day – Melon

β€œThere’s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But I’ve decided
to just roll with it.”