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Tag Archives: animal jokes
Joke of the day – Budge
Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaaaa.”
Joke of the day – Menu
Ms Penguin: “What’s on the menu?”
Mr Penguin: “ME n U”
Joke of the day – Skunk
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Of course, they’re very scent-imental!
Joke of the day – Golden retriever
What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
Joke of the day – Happy Lassie
Joke of the day – Leopard
What happened to the leopard who took three baths everyday? 
Within a week he was spotless!
Joke of the day – Missing cat
Amy: “Did you find your cat?”
Cathy: “Yes, he was in the refrigerator.”
Amy: “Goodness, is he okay?”
Cathy: “He’s more than okay. He’s a cool cat!
Joke of the day – Hunting lesson
What did the lioness said to her cubs when she taught them to hunt?
“Don’t walk across the road until you see the zebra crossing.”
Joke of the day – Pet alligator
Alex: “I’ve got an alligator.”
Tommy: “Where do you keep it?”
Alex: “In the bath.”
Tommy: “What do you do when you want to take a bath?”
Alex: “I blindfold it.”
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