…wearing a pair of oversize sneakers.
Happiness is …
…wearing a pair of oversize sneakers.
Tag Archives: children
Joke of the day – Adam & Eve
The story of Adam and Eve was being carefully explained in the children’s Sunday School class. Following the story, the children were asked to draw some picture that would illustrate the story.
Little Bobby was most interested and drew a picture of a car with three people in it. In the front seat, behind the wheel was a man and in the back seat, a man and a woman.
The teacher was at a loss to understand how this illustrated the lesson of Adam and Eve.
But little Bobby was prompt with his explanation. “Why, this is God driving Adam and Eve out of the garden!”
Joke of the day – The little girl and her doll
When I saw a little girl pushing a doll in a toy stroller, I smiled and asked “Is that your baby?”
“No, it’s a doll,” she replied. Then she added confidentially,“They’re a lot less trouble.”
Joke of the day – The poor family
A big, burly man visited the pastor’s home and asked to see the minister’s wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses.
“Madam,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400.”
“How terrible!” exclaimed the preacher’s wife. “May I ask who you are?”
The sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. “I’m the landlord,” he sobbed.
Quote of the day – Angela Schwindt
“While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.” – Angela Schwindt
Joke of the day – The twins
A pregnant woman from New York was in a car accident and fell into a deep coma. Asleep for almost 6 months, she woke up one day and saw she was no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “No, not my brother… he’s an idiot!” She asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise.”
“Wow, that’s not a bad name, I like it! What’s the boy’s name?”
“Denephew.”
Happiness is …
…sleeping beauties in sweet dreams.
Joke of the day – Speak up
A little boy was kneeling beside his bed with his mother and grandmother and softly saying his prayers, “Dear God, please bless Mom and Dad and all the family and please give me a good night’s sleep.”
Suddenly he looked up and shouted, “And don’t forget to give me a bicycle for my birthday!!”
“There is no need to shout like that,” said his mother. “God isn’t deaf.”
“No,” said the little boy, “but Grandma is.”
Quote of the day – Pete Seeger
“Do you know the difference between education and experience? Education is when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don’t. ” – Pete Seeger
Read a book …
…and escape. When you are reading it is very hard to think of anything else other than what you are reading. So, it offers total escape.
Read a book today…
…in bed at night for a few minutes,
…while waiting in a queue,
…during your child’s swimming lessons,
…on a bus or train on your way to work.
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