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Joke of the day – Dishes

Wife: “Would you help me with the dishes?”
Husband: “It’s not a man’s job?”
Wife:  “The Bible suggests it is.”
Husband: “Where does it say that?”
Wife: ‘In 2 Kings 21:13 it says,”
“…And I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a dish,
wiping it and turning it upside down.”
-Bob Phillips

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Joke of the day – FrantEEG

 

Waiter:  “How do you like your eggs this morning?”
Monster: “Terri-fried!

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Joke of the day – Energy saving

I ain’t dead yet!  Just on energy saving mode.

 

 

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Joke of the day – Joyride

Hang in there, baby!  
We’re going for a joyride in my new furrari!

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Joke of the day – Lab test

Water quality test at home.
We will bring our lab to your home. 
It’s convenient and our lab representatives
are very friendly.
We have two types of lab test:
Test #1: Single Lab Test
This method is fast and you will know the test results within 10 minutes.  Our lab representative will relate the results to you immediately after the test.

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Test #2: Double Lab Test
This method will take approximately 2 hours as our two lab representatives will spend some time to test the overall water quality. The test results will be given to you in black and white.

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Joke of the day – Pawposal

“Will you meowy me?”

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Joke of the day – Boredom

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I am so….bored!
Now read that backwards!

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