Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – First job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory,

 but I got canned – couldn’t concentrate.

canned orange juice

http://www.flickriver.com
orange art
http://www.indianriverselect.com

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Joke of the day – Light in tunnel

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The light at the end of the tunnel ….

is a train!

train

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Joke of the day – Baker

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Good bakers will rise to the occasion, it’s the yeast they can do.

funny dog baking

 

funny darshund baking

cat baking

[Photos from http://www.pinterest.com]

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Joke of the day – Exercise

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Exercise???

Oh! thought you said “Extra fries”

 

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Joke of the day – Yoga

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Yoga humour?  Well,  I dunno – that’s a stretch.

yoga panda

http://www.ohmygodfacts.com

yoga orang utan

http://www.roflzoo.com

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Joke of the day – Coke

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I tried sniffing coke once …

cute dog coke bottle

… but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose!

 

 

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Joke of the day – Suntan lotion

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Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Joke of the day – Wet Paint

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A dog saw a sign that said: “Wet Paint” –

so he did!

 

sweet_monday

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Joke of the day – Igloo

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How do Eskimos hold their homes together?

 

 

I-glue!

 

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