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Joke of the day – Despair

“Help! I’m drowning in indescribable emptiness.”
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Joke of the day – Ice bear

“Let’s make boatiful memories together.”
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Joke of the day – Wait

“How many votes you got there?”
“Wait! I’m still counting.”

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Joke of the day – Tech support

“Hi I’m keITh from Tech Support.
I’m here to delete your cookies.”
 

 

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Joke of the day – Uplift

“We’re here to lift your spirit”
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Joke of the day – Snapped

“Dear God, my sole is in despair!”
“I will heel you, my child. Take one baby croc step at a time.”
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Joke of the day – Goal

“I’m a goal digger.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Howldy’

Beware! I’m a big bad woof!
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Joke of the day – Lap nap

“Dad left his lap at home so I can take my naps.”
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Joke of the day – Tell tail sign

“I’m trying my best to stay calm, Mom.
But my tail is betraying me.”