Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Flexible

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β€œCan you teach me yoga?”
Wellness instructor: Β β€œHow flexible are you?”
“I can’t make it Tuesdays.”

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Joke of the day – Out of mind

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“I”m 100% mentally not here.”

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Joke of the day – Spy

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“I think there’s a spy in the family.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t break my β™‘

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Don’t go bacon my heart.

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I couldn’t if I fried!

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Joke of the day – Lazy Sunday

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“It’s a beautiful Sunday. Β Let’s get lazy.”

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Joke of the day – Don’t let the dogs out

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‘Text me when you reached my house. Β Let’s not get the dogs involved.”

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Joke of the day – Teething

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“All the toys you bought for my teething problem is a waste of money.”

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Joke of the day – I β™‘ my job

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“I love my job. Β It fascinates me. Β I sit and stare at it for hours.”

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Joke of the day – Antidepressant

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“Your antidepressant is in the box.”

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