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Joke of the day – Spooked

Morning has broken and
my coffee has SPOOKen!
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Joke of the day – Gas what!

Coffee is the gasoline of life.
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Joke of the day – Magical

“I can make coffee disappear. 
What’s your superpower?”

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Joke of the day – Monday brews

“Hey,  where’s my puppucino?”

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Joke of the day – I’m not sharing

“You’re cute, funny and all, but I’m still not sharing my coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Jogging

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“I tried jogging in the morning but I kept spilling my coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Mean bean

“No talkie before coffee.”

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Joke of the day – Size matters…

No one wants a small cup of coffee.

 

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Quote of the day – NBC

“I don”t need an inspirational quote.  I need more coffee”

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Joke of the day – Hot coffee

“I drank my coffee before it was cool.”

 

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