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Joke of the day – Doggie for sale

♫꒰・◡・๑꒱
How much is that doggie
on the shelf?
I do hope that
doggie’s on sale.
♪♪♪ ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ)

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Joke of the day – Say grace

Pastor: “Do you say your prayers before your dinner, Lucy?
Lucy: “No, my mother is a good cook.”
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Joke of the day – Brother

My brother from
another mother
always has my back!
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Joke of the day – Oafing around

Do I look like an oaf?
http://www.sadanduseless.com
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Quote of the day- NBC

“May this year
be full of hope
in our eyes and
love in our hearts!”
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Joke of the day – Grimacing

Patient: “The trouble is I can’t help pulling funny faces.
Psychiatrist: “That doesn’t sound very serious.”
Patient: “But it’s not my face I want to pull….it’s other people’s.”
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🍁Happy Thanksgiving!🦃

“Wear gratitude like a cloak,
and it will feed every
corner of your life.”
– Rumi
‘Gobble till ya wobble’ [www.tenor.com]
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Joke of the day – Hot dog

Let’s be frank.
I’m bun-believably cute!