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Joke of the day – D.I.E.T

“I’m on a diet…
Do I Eat That?
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Joke of the day – Sargasm

Sargasm:
When the urge to make a sarcastic reply is so overwhelming you can only roll your eyes and grunt incoherently.
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Quote of the day – NBC

Leave your troubles
in the bubbles.”
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Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸

“In the face of impossible odds, people who love their country can change it.” – Barack Obama
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Joke of the day – Are you a vegan?

I’m not a vegan.
I’m a CORNivore!
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Joke of the day – Melon

“There’s something
MELONcholic
about this ball.
But I’ve decided
to just roll with it.”
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Joke of the day – Rebut

“There would be time for reBUTTal!”
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Joke of the day – Bummer

“Hey, are you trying to bumfuzzle me?”

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Joke of the day – Mood swing

Next mood swing: 5 mins
Please keep a safe distance!
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Quote of the day – François de la Rochefoucauld

“To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.”
― François de la Rochefoucauld