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Joke of the day – Pee pawsitive


“Pee good and pee happy!”
(That’s what my human always tells me)

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[Pics from http://www.giphy.com]
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Joke of the day – Types of Chihuahua

1. T-huahua
2. Shu-huahua

 

3. Chic-huahua

 

4. Chill-huahua
5. Chew-huahua

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Joke of the day – Lap_ _ _?

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Everyone should get a lapdog.

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Joke of the day – Chow down

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Bone appétit!

 

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Joke of the day – Chihuahua and Rottie

Jim: “Did you hear about the Chihuahua who almost killed a Rottweiler?”

Tim: “Are you kidding me? How could a little dog hurt a Rottie?”

Jim: “Well, it seems it got stuck in the Rottie’s throat!”

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Joke of the day – Naughty Rottie

What did the Rottie say to the shoe?

“It’s been great gnawing you!”

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Joke of the day – Home protector

Our Home is protected by the Good Lord and a Saint.
If you come here to steal or do harm, you might meet them both!

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Joke of the day – Golden retriever

What do you get if you cross a golden retriever with a telephone?

A golden receiver!

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Joke of the day – Happy Lassie

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A jolly collie!

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Joke of the day – Dog cemetery

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Epitaph in a dog cemetery:

“He never met a man he didn’t lick.”