Tag Archives: egg jokes

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Joke of the day – “Aubergenius”

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Eggplants: Plants that grow in eggs.

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Joke of the day – FrantEEG

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Waiter:  “How do you like your eggs this morning?”
Monster: “Terri-fried!

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Joke of the day – Egg cetera

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“It’s Fryday and we’re terri-fried!”
“Ahhhhhhhhh…..feeling egg-zosted!”
“This movie is egg-tremely boring.”
“On the day of egg-xamination.”
“I’m trying to recover my egg-quilibrium”

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Joke of the day – Break up

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CAUTION!  A break up can cause heart-egg.

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Joke of the day – Egg roll

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How do you make an egg -roll?
Just push it and it’ll start rolling!

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Joke of the day – ‘Egg’xiety

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What day do eggs fear most?

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Fryday!

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