First hunter: How do you know you hit that duck?
Second hunter: Because I shot him in the foot and in the head at the same time.
First hunter: How could you possibly hit him in the foot and head at the same time?
Second hunter: He was scratching his head.
“Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.”
– Josh Billings
“Each of us guards a gate of change that can only be unlocked from the inside.”
– Marilyn Ferguson
“Many people, especially ignorant people, want to punish you for speaking the truth, for being correct, for being you. Never apologise for being correct, or for being years ahead of your time. If you are right and you know it, speak you mind. Even if you are a minority of one, the truth is still the truth.” – Mahatma Gandhi
“You can stand tall without standing on someone;
You can be a victor without having victims.”
– Harriet Woods
“If you are depressed, you live in the past;
If you are anxious, you live in the future;
But, if you are at peace, you live in the present.”
– Lao Tzu
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
– Plato
“The healthiest response to life is joy.”
– Deepak Chopra
“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing”
– George Bernard Shaw
“I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one “race” – the human race and that we are all members of it.”
– Margaret Atwood
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