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Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – PhD
After many years of studying at a university,
I’ve finally become a PhD (‘Pizza Hut’ Deliveryman dog).
Joke of the day – OCD
We have OCD …
Obsessive Coffee Disorder.
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Joke of the day – Laziness
Humans call it laziness.
But we’re just highly motivated to do nothing.
Joke of the day – Reverse
Do you want to hear a joke backwards?
Okay… good, start laughing.
Joke of the day – E baggage
If your emotional baggage exceeds the carry on limits,
please check excess baggage over there.
Joke of the day – Bin
I’ve bin sitting doing nothing.
It must be Sunday!
Joke of the day – Lethargy
Nothing really mattress
I couldn’t chair less
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Joke of the day – Shoot me
Today I’m going to shoot someone, and they will love me for it.
Joke of the day – Mirror
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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