Mother duck is telling her little duckling a story:
“…the handsome prince turned into a juicy frog! They had
him for dinner and they lived happily every after.”
Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Stubby
“I am not short. I’m delightfully compact and ridiculously cute!”
Joke of the day – Jest
The pun is mightier than the word.
Joke of the day – Anatomy
The body is an interesting phenomenon. Often a pat on the back…
…will result in a SWOLLEN head.
Joke of the day – Psychologist
A psychologist is a man you pay to ask questions your wife ask you for free.
Joke of the day – Surgeon
REMEMBER:
Never argue with surgeons.
They have inside information.
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Joke of the day – Birds
Birds are getting pretty p◉◉pular at self portraits!
Joke of the day – Oblivious
Must be Monday again!
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Joke of the day – Perfect massage
The purrrfect deep tissue relaxing massage anyone?
Joke of the day – Mixed nuts
Overheard boy talking to the grocer:
“One pound of mixed nuts please – not too many coconuts!”
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