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Joke of the day – Difference

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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Joke of the day – Weโ€™re open

Itโ€™s monkey business
as usual!
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Quote of the day – Fine

Itโ€™s fine.
Iโ€™m fine.
Everything is fine!
But I donโ€™t look fine, do I?
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Joke of the day – Samurai

Hmmโ€ฆhow do I samurai-ze this?
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Joke of the day – Brother

My brother from
another mother
always has my back!
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Joke of the day – Sweet owl

โ™ซ๊’ฐ๏ฝฅโ—ก๏ฝฅเน‘๊’ฑ Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey โ™ช๏ฝž(๏ฟฃฮต๏ฟฃ)
That calls me from a world of scare.