Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Difference

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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Joke of the day – We’re open

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It’s monkey business
as usual!
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Quote of the day – Fine

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It’s fine.
I’m fine.
Everything is fine!
But I don’t look fine, do I?
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Joke of the day – Samurai

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Hmm…how do I samurai-ze this?
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Joke of the day – Brother

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My brother from
another mother
always has my back!
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Joke of the day – Sweet owl

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β™«κ’°ο½₯β—‘ο½₯ΰΉ‘κ’± Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey β™ͺ～(οΏ£Ξ΅οΏ£)
That calls me from a world of scare.
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