Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – FURy driver

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β€œNo time to explain.
Hop in!”
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Joke of the day – Rebut

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β€œThere would be time for reBUTTal!”
http://www.barkpost.com
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Joke of the day – Grass lounge

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Please…
keep on the grass,
eat it,
sit on it,
roll around in it
Keep clean and
go green!
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Joke of the day – Slime

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β€œWanna come over to my house after school and make slime?”
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Joke of the day – Spiky

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β€œLooking sharp and
feeling prickin’
fan-cactus.”
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Joke of the day – Lucid

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I often question my own sanity, occasionally it replies.”
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Joke of the day – I’m ohm

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β€œOhm sweet ohm”
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Joke of the day – Owl right

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β€œI’m talon you…
love is owl you need.”
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Joke of the day – Heron

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β€œI’m heron my own,
in my own little world.”
KL Bird Park, Malaysia
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Joke of the day – Bird vs sister

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My 14-year old daughter, Sydelle sure has a great sense of humour…
Kiwi (pet budgie ) vs Shaye
Shaye & Kiwi