Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Knot again

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β€œLet’s tie the knot.
You’re my sole playmate.”
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Joke of the day – Brain therapy

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“Brain draining in progress.”
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Joke of the day – Brewtiful life

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β€œEverything I brew,
I brew it for you.”
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Joke of the day – Can ewe see us?

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We’re so ewenique!
I think we’re finally on ewetube.”
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Joke of the day – Mood swing

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Next mood swing: 5 mins
Please keep a safe distance!
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Joke of the day – hEdgy

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β€œEverything quill be alright.”
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Joke of the day – No probllama

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β€œIt’s going to be an allamazing year.”
β€œStay gllamarous!”
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Joke of the day – Church bulletin

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β€œHot gods will be served after bible study on Friday.”
Dog is good! [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Self contained

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“No need to think outside the box.
Just sit in the box and contain yourself.”
Oopsie…the box is too small!
Ahh…much better!
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Joke of the day – Carbs

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β€œHome is where the food is.
Carbe diem!”
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